Gracie tagged me...The Rules: Once you've been tagged you can't be retagged, you have to write a blog with 10 random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 more people to torture (er...tag...Louise said tag) and post a note telling them they're tagged and make them come along and read your blog.
I don't think I'm oddball -- random perhaps... but if you're making a list about yourself, how random can it be? But I'll try this anyway...
10 Oddball Random Things About Me:
#1 I love having hubby read to me -- erotica, children's books, the newspaper, a take-out menu... It matters not. I love the sound of his voice in my ears.
#2 I prefer nylon to silk in nearly every imagineable case.
#3 I was a virgin until I was 21 -- some find that freakish.
#4 I've likely given way too much thought into how I'd react if one of my children were to be gay or bi or anything other than hetero and not wanting surgery. I guess the number of my "not straight" friends makes me think about it even if my children show no signs of such things. Here I am all prepared and I won't need it; meanwhile, others avoid the signs and protest too much. I find that not just a point of irony, but a damn shame.
#5 I'm not exactly sure what makes a woman; but if you don't own and use a sex toy, you still aren't one.
#6 I miss a plastic lunchbox with characters on it and the thermos inside. Little matches the pride of ownership, or the vinyl smell. So even while I work from home, I often think about getting one again.
#7 There are 2 household things I can never run out of: toothpaste and thank you cards. (In that order.) Everything else I can 'make do with' somehow.
#8 If you are what you eat, I am Kraft macaroni & cheese. Or if we are going with the expression 'eat' for oral sex, my husband's cock. If you allow both, I am a cheesy noodle of a cock brought to a hard on in 3 licks or less.
#9 I don't believe in rhetorical questions. It begs the question and an answer. (My best marital advice: don't ask it, mutter it, or think 'rhetorical' means you'll get away with it.)
#10 I take naps, and whenever possible I ask hubby to tuck me in for them.
I tag:
Jeremy Edwards
Michelle (who can post in the comments section if need be)
Angela
Chelsea Girl
Sweat Shop Sissy
VT
Jersey Goddess
Cyberspace Babe
Silent Porn Star
Nikko Lee
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13 comments:
I did it :p
Okay I accept (not that I have much choice). Cumming - i mean coming - this weekend.
hmmm ten random things about me... I so can be random ^_^
http://seduction88.suddenlaunch3.com/index.cgi?board=authors&action=display&num=1153447667&start=0
PS if some consider you freakish I'd had to see what they thing of me... I had my first real kiss, first boyfriend and lost my virginity at the age of 24 :P
PSS of course I did learn to masturbate at the age of 16 and still prefer the old fashioned two fingers and some warm thoughts ;)
I did it, too. Thanks for tagging me, Girl! http://www.cyberspacebabes.com/2007/02/09/10-oddball-things-about-me/
1. I love wearing slips every chance I get.
2. Now that I've found an accepting - and adventurous -partner (my wife and I are splitting up) it's even more fun with her.
3. I used to think that women were the luckiest creatures in the world for being able to wear sexy, slippery lingerie. I still do, though I wouldn't want periods and childbearing in exchange.
4. I love having my ass played with during sex (this is not very exotic, sorry).
5. I'm resolutely hetero.
6. A woman with a sharp, open and funny mind is far more sexy to me than one with a pneumatic figure. No wonder I like Slip and Gracie so much (though I've never seen their bods).
7. I have a nice ass, for a man.
8. I know three hands-free ways to get myself off, after much long tormenting and teasing, with a multi-speed buzzer, some tape and a condom.
9. I'd love to experience a female, full-body, express train orgasm once. Or maybe twice...
10. I can fit into a misses size 14 dress easily. And a 36B bra.
I'm feeling a bit naked after all this confession. Slip, I hate you, dammit.
Okay, I did it.
And I even followed THE RULES.
You might note that THE RULES specifically require you to tag TEN people...not just a couple.
Jeeeze Louize!
I did tag 10 people!
Done, although I didn't have anyone else to tag.
ok here it is;
http://sweatshopsissy.wordpress.com/2007/02/11/10-oddball-random-things-about-me/
emailed me the following - including permission to share it!
I hate to be a spoilsport, but I really hate memes with and extra-flamey white-hott burning passion. I beg you to forgive me as I respectfully decline. And really, I can't possibly tell my readers that I always wear pajamas, sing songs to my dog, never eat in bed, loathe corrugated cardboard, fear my nostril hair, and hate getting any beauty treatments, can I? I must leave some small mysteries.
I remember that magazine ad, and I remeber using it all the time when I was a kid.
Michelle, you love me & you know it!
Angela, you protest too much. ;)
I personally loved reading everyone's lists.
Gracie posted a list of her favs from this meme.
And welcome to the naughty Sheen. :)
Okey dokey, I did it!
This is the link. :-) Thank you. It turned out to be a good writing exercise.
Nordette
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