How To Get His Attention

So you're out at a club, and you're concerned he's spending more time looking at all the other hotties... What can you do? Be like Jane.

Dick and Jane went to a club.

Dick and Jane had a sexy waitress.



Dick liked the sexy waitress.



But Jane knows men do respond to a bird's bush. Especially if it's known to be available.



Dick took home the bird with the bush he could take in hand, and left the waitress alone.

Go, Jane, go!